thewickedkongofthewest:

we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though

(Source: bobbyhoying, via thisrhinestoneworld)

pleasejustgivemeachance:

ofdarkfeathers:

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SPREAD THE WORD — Blogs with this profile picture and a bunch of random letters as the username have been following me on all my accounts in the last days, and I think it’s the blogs people are talking about, the ones that are giving people viruses; I almost opened one of those blogs by accident, SO SPREAD THE WORD AND IGNORE IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU SEE THAT PICTURE. Which is also sort of creepy.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. FUCK.

(Source: ofdarkfeathers-archive, via salinawinning)

ezradorable:

i put a cracker on my pig’s head and it’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life

lady-top-hat:

I need that apron
lord-kitschener:

I think peak Russia has been achieved

jncos:

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For the Tooth Fairy

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For Santa

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For the Reptillian Illuminati

(via amphetvmines)

panicatthedickhoe:

I love how this isn’t even a pun it’s just an actual panic! at the disco lyric
zipping:

I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.
fitify:

fitify:

basically, anyone reading this knows that tumblr + studying = difficult. we’re all procrastinators. so i thought i’d share my favorite ways to crack down, not suck, and make it through finals week. you’ll need
this or this. it’ll whip your ass into gear. you name a list of websites that distract you, set a timer, and bam. no more hour long study breaks. the best - or worst - part is, it can’t be undone by the application, by deleting the application, or by restarting the computer. you just gotta wait, and if you’re going to wait, you may as well study.
goals. when you sit down to study, write down everything you’re going to do. then do it. aimlessly staring at your books won’t do shit.
something to listen to. i suggest movie scores, song covers by the vitamin string quartet, or white noise.
a queue. if you’re really obsessed with keeping your blog up to date, set aside some time, fatten up your queue, and let your blog run itself for a few days.
breaks. during your breaks, dance, run around, work out, go for a walk, talk to your friends, call your mom. going back on the internet is an easy way to get out of the mood, so i wouldn’t suggest it.
tea and coffee - if not for the caffeine, then for the feeling of cozying up with your text books and feeling studious. 
a place to study. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a coffee house, a library, or your kitchen table. as long as your bed’s not in sight and tempting you into a nap, you’re good.
that’s all i’ve got. i’d try to think of more, but that, my friends, would be procrastinating. off to study.

bringing this back because IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN